May 31, 2003

Just what the doctor ordered?

from Dom:

A woman went to her pharmacy and asked for a bottle of arsenic.

"Why do you want it?" asked the pharmacist.

"To poison my husband" she replied.

"Sorry," said the pharmacist "I can't dispense it."

The woman took out a photograph and gave it to the pharmacist. It showed the woman's husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

"You didn't tell me you had a prescription" exclaimed the pharmacist.

Posted by Greg Stone at 05:44 AM

May 29, 2003

Just how smart are you?

My college chemistry teacher used to love to put bonus questions at the end of an already grueling quiz. The one I remember after all these years went something like this:

True or false? Archaelogist, exploring the ruins of the Colliseum, discovered a Roman coin recently that was dated 56 BC.

OK - enough said. Go here to test your intelligence and have a laugh.

Posted by Greg Stone at 04:07 AM

May 20, 2003

A - - - - is a - - - - !

from Dom:

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and after eating, the
wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen
were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and
it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally says to
his companion, "Aahh, what is the name of that red flower you give to
someone you love?"

His friend replies, "A Carnation?"

"No. No. The other one" the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

"Nahhhh," growls the man, "You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, Yes that's it. Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward
the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to
last night?

Posted by Greg Stone at 07:03 AM